Imagine that the fate of the world depended on your OTP and that they must go on a heroic quest to keep all life on Earth from perishing. Your OTP proceeds not to give a single fuck and see it as an opportunity to act as recklessly as possible because they know the apocalypse is going to arrive anyways.
“Are you serious? The planet is dying and everything around us is either on fire or collapsing! The others are probably nearby and all you think about is sex!?”
“Why the fuck not? You like it anyway so shut up and start touching me.”
“T-That’s beside the point! We have to-“
“We don’t have to do anything. But we can always hunt some people or rob a bank later if we feel like it.”
“W-WHAT? But everything is getting destroyed!”
“Destruction at its finest my precious.”
“… We’re going to die aren’t we?”
“Mmm. At least we’ll go out with a bang.”
“You are absolutely hopeless and reckless and dangerous and crazy and-“
“Are you going to keep blabbering about pointless shit until we blow up or are you going to kiss me anytime soon? Tick tock as Time would say.”
“… Fine, let’s have sex instead of saving the world. I guess it would feel better than running for the hills screaming profanities like everyone else.”
“I knew you’d see it my way~”
“Beaten under this fierce rain, even if I must turn my back on the gods
I will bring about a miracle, even if it means the end of me.”
“˙˙˙ǝɟıן sıɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝbuɐɥɔxǝ uı ‘ǝןɔɐɹıɯ ɐ ʇnoqɐ buıɹq ןןıʍ I
pob ʎuɐ ɟo ɥʇɐɹʍ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇou ‘ʞɔɐq uɹnʇ ʇ’uoʍ ı ‘ǝuob sı uoıʇɐʇısǝɥ ʎW”
I’m so tempted to spoil everything, but I have to contain myself and wait until I get an opportunity to release my story to the world u_u
I don’t care if it’s 5 years or 50 years from now
It’s my goal and I’ll keep on working to reach it someday
